Up From The Pit Fantasy Football Week 4 in Review
The Last Shall Be First… Almost.
Week 4 – BACK TO BUNCHES
8 Unaccompanied Minors
7 Neer Neer
6 Our Sports Team
5 Seoul Crushers
4 Start your Starters
3 Open Carriers
2 Team Schierer
1 Geatland Grendals
26 Open Carriers
24 Unaccompanied Minors
21 Start your Starters
20 Seoul Crushers
18 Team Schierer
14 Geatland Grendals
12 Our Sports Team
10 Neer Neer Neeeer
It is amazing how quickly fortunes can turn in today’s NFL. After 4 weeks of competition there are only 2 undefeated teams left , and neither our beloved Bengals nor the Arizona Cardinals were required to defend that mark this week because they were on bye. The Super Bowl teams of 2014, Denver and Seattle have both been dinged already. Meanwhile last years surprise playoff team, the San Diego Chargers, are 3-1 and led by possible early MVP candidate Phillip Rivers who has tossed 9 touchdowns on the young season to only one pick. All of that despite a running back corps that is hurt/untalented. A Dallas team that looked lost in week one is now tied atop the NFC East at 3-1 with an Eagles team that looked completely lost at times against the 49’ers. And the Chiefs absolutely dismantled the Patriots on Monday Night Football, sending out alarms that the end of an era may be nigh.
In the UFtPFFL this week the cellar dwellers attempted to storm the gates of heaven whilst many of the leading lights of the league leaders were taking the week off. Let’s see how they did!
Unaccompanied Minors (149 pts) just edged out the insurgent Neer Neer Neeeeeeer (148 pts) for the top spot this week valuable points from a returning Jamaal Charles with 3 td’s (31 pts) and fantasy MVP Jordy Nelson (32 pts) who caught a whopping 10 passes for 108 yards and 2 scores against the porous Bears secondary. NNN led for most of the weekend though behind a nasty revenge game from Raven Steve Smith (32 pts) against his old teammates the Carolina Panthers. With solid contributions from Drew Brees (20 pts) and Lamar Miller (20 pts) and only the dinged up Calvin Johnson (3 pts) dissapointing the NNN’s season looks much less hopeless than it did a week ago. Our Sports Team (132 pts) also started to right the ship this week following what I like to call the “Chase Jacksonville” strategy. Philip Rivers (27 pts), Keenan Allen (23 pts), kicker Nick Novak (15 pts) and the Chargers D/ST (12 pts) took advantage of the Jaguars ineptitude to help OST begin to crawl out of the hole they dug in the first three weeks.
The Seoul Crushers (115 pts) take the 4 spot this week with surprising points from Trent “a 1st rd pick for this?” Richardson (19 pts) scoring once and hauling in 4 passes whilst Jimmie Graham (22 pts) did his usual damage with an 8 for 86 and a TD afternoon. Abby did miss her Seahawks this week. Start Your Starters had a bounce back performance from QB Aaron Rodgers (28 pts) and a big day on the ground from Matt Forte (21 pts). But Vernon Davis (2 pts) and Pierre Garcon (4 pts) left a hole in the lineup and kept them from catching the SC’s.
The Open Carriers (108 pts) had their first sub par week of the season. Despite starting the best running back in football so far in Demarco Murray (27 pts), the OC’s were done in by lackluster receiving and a big goose egg from the Atlanta D/ST, who did absolutely nothing against Minnesota rookie Teddy Bridegwater in his very first NFL start. For the second week in a row bookkeeping snafu’s held back Team Scheirer (105 pts) yet they were still only a touchdown and a field goal from 4th place. Andrew Luck (31 pts), who threw for 393 yards and 4 td’s in the Colts obliteration of the Tennessee Titans, and Antonio Brown (32 pts, a popular total this week) did the heavy lifting. Think about what this team might have done with a second RB and a TE? The Geatland Grendals (98 pts) were the only team to miss the century mark. Heavily invested in the idle Cincinnati Bengals, the GG’s relied on the likes of Geno Smith (12 pts) at quarterback, and Bobby Rainey (2 pts) at RB. It wasn’t all bad news as Randall Cobb (30 pts) had his first big game of the year. Unfortunately he only gets to play against the Bears “Cover Nobody” defense one more time this year.
I forgot to give out awards last week.
Player of the Week: All those dudes with 32 points! That’s Numberwang!
Coaching Genius Move of the Week: I’m giving this one to OST, for pulling all the right levers for once this season.
Marty Schottenheimer Memorial Bonehead Move of the Week: For not zealously defending his $20, AJ and Team Scheirer take home the No Prize. Check your lineups before kickoff folks!!!
That’s all for today. Back with a quick preview on Thursday.
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