The State of the Blog 2010
In honor of Barack Hussein Obama, history’s worst monster, and his first year in office turning our beloved nation into an Islamo-Marxist-Fascist Wasteland where only ACORN’s army of “community organizers” ( or “death” “p”a”n”e”l”s” “)” ” will roam free to perform unnecessary abortions and take away all our guns, I hear by present (belatedly) the first annual State of the Raising Hellions Blog Post.
1) This Blog been a whole heckava lot of fun! Seriously, each blog post has been fun to craft. Anyone who has known me for any length of time knows that there is a failed comedian lodged deep down in my soul where it will one day cause a fatal blood clot. This blog has certainly provided me with a platform to express myself in a way that I have missed a great deal. I consider Humor to be one of our great underutilized forms of communication and I really need a forum to communicate mine.
2) This Blog has been a whole heckava lot of stress to produce. I’m not the most diligent or dedicated person on the planet. I’m mildly dyslexic, so actually producing HTML gives me a headache. I have exactly zero patience with fussy computer programs of any kind. Just getting the fucking images to align correctly in the WordPress editor can drive me apoplectic seizures. And each little frustration added to the pile makes that big folder of internet porn look like a much better way to spend my time.
3) Being a stay at home Dad eats up tons of otherwise useful porn watching or blogging time. I mean, right now, at this very minute, Abby and Carolina are upstairs in their room. I can hear furniture moving. Every once in awhile I hear an ominous “bump”, as if a 3 year old has jumped off of her dresser. Meanwhile, down the hall, Linus is taking his first of several naps and I’m positive one of the girls is going to wake him up because they left a teddy bear in his room last night and it may be getting lonely. I should be up there right now beating the crap out of one, two, or perhaps all three of them, but nooooo… I’m talking to you assholes.
4)Wow! It’s already mid April! You see what I mean! I started this posting in late February!!! Linus is starting to take his first steps and I haven’t told any if you about it!!!
Ok, so that’s about it for the state of the blog. I promise not to be such a stranger this year.